llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

trad3mistakes asked
So basically you are saying that I am being racist to your culture. Lets just get this straight at my job we were raising money for the royal children hospital. Basically that means we were dressing up in tropical theme to HELP raise money for sick children. The whole entire world belittle Australian culture, saying we ride to school on kangaroos but you don't see me having a cry about it. It was a bit of harmless fun don't need to chuck a tantrum about it mate ... Pun intended

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

this-is-not-hawaiian:

@trad3mistakes let me get this straight, you’re comparing a joke about riding kangaroos to work to making a costume out of an entire group of people that were oppressed and had their culture stolen from them? good the fuck bye basic becky. or should i say good bye mate

Boohoo white Australians gotta deal with kangaroo jokes but the aboriginal people there weren’t even considered People until 1967.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_referendum,_1967_(Aboriginals)


-Holly

enemy-stand:

ahlazers:

you know how much pressure there is on girls to be good at every video game they play, because if they fuck up once there’s going to be a heck of a lot of people saying how girls suck and how they shouldn’t play video games 

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cheating-on-you:

So Sarah Paulson is upset with Sarah Paulson, because Sarah Paulson sings better than Sarah Paulson and now Sarah Paulson is thinking about killing Sarah Paulson

geek-galore:

milesjai:

hardwiredintothewired:

Worldstar Australia!!!!! Ohh shiiit!!!! #Worldstar

hold up aint nobody told me they can use their tails as third legs

We need to educate the world on Kangaroos now…

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digimemory:

people saying they want evan peters’ lobster claw fingers inside of them

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luckyra88it:

bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

BACK WHEN DISNEY CHANNEL KNEW WHAT WAS UP I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHOW

(Source: versaceslut)

rin-matsuokas-hips:

conductoroftardislight:

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

organic milk bags

monthly subscription to lucifer’s waterfall

theboatwasactuallyplanc:

R.I.P - Former Prime Minister of Australia (1972-75) Gough Whitlam (Labor Party)… July 11 1916 - October 21 2014 (Aged 98)Top defining moments:- End military conscription and Australia’s involvement in the Vietnam War- diplomatic recognition of China, - independence for Papua New Guinea - Got rid of University fee’s so that all members of society could go & not just elite - Established Medicare - Free health care to all Australians- Established department of Aboriginal affairs in 1972 giving Aborigines land rights- Reduced voting age to 18- Appointed First minister for women+ so much more Gough Whitlam truly was one of the greatest leaders Australia has ever had. You will be missed.

theboatwasactuallyplanc:

R.I.P - Former Prime Minister of Australia (1972-75) Gough Whitlam (Labor Party)… July 11 1916 - October 21 2014 (Aged 98)

Top defining moments:

- End military conscription and Australia’s involvement in the Vietnam War
- diplomatic recognition of China,
- independence for Papua New Guinea 
- Got rid of University fee’s so that all members of society could go & not just elite 
- Established Medicare - Free health care to all Australians
- Established department of Aboriginal affairs in 1972 giving Aborigines land rights
- Reduced voting age to 18
- Appointed First minister for women
+ so much more 

Gough Whitlam truly was one of the greatest leaders Australia has ever had. You will be missed.